Dear Fellow Americans, We, here at the Electoral College, pride ourselves on being America’s Safe Space. That is why our leader, Dean Hufflepuff was so distressed to read your change.org petition, … Electoral College Reveals Secret Plan To Topple TrumpRead More »
Let’s face it – we’re all guilty of mostly caring about what affects us. It’s not something to feel bad about, but to recognize. You take care of yourself and your family before a distant cousin or, gulp, a Facebook friend. Even selfless acts can be linked to self-interest. You’re … Distorted.Read More »
This piece on Ben Carson and this one on Trump’s fact-free candidacies made me realize that after years of apathy, Americans are finally ‘Hitler-Ready’. Like ‘3D-Ready’ and ‘HD-Ready’, it doesn’t mean we’ll get 3D or HD, but our equipment can handle it. In this case, equipment refers to the tiny, … The Reich StuffRead More …
Are you a sexual harasser? I bet you had to take a class on it at work. Are you creepy kid-toucher? I bet you had to submit some blood and documents to prove you weren’t – to take some fifth graders out for ice cream. Is your grandma a terrorist? … I DID SOMETHING (…completely …
I DID SOMETHING (…completely cosmetic and ineffective)!!!!!!! Read More »
Most guys celebrate Independence Day by watching some fireworks, grilling meat, and pretending the dishes will wash themselves. Not me. Even Independence Day is an opportunity for ideas to fix America. Here are three of them: … Flaccid Election & Other Independence Day ThoughtsRead More »
This is a deep-dive follow-up to my Will Apple Pay Reign Supreme? article in Forbes. Apple Pay launched last week with a million cards registered. How did you celebrate? CVS and several other retailers celebrated by disabling all NFC chip payments in anticipation of their own solution, CurrentC…based on my favorite punching … Part II – Deep …
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I had an amazing time in Paris, but I dare not let that stand in the way of a good complaint…or 16 of them, to be exact. A larger collection of people sitting and smoking under heat lamps has never existed in the history of earth. Who knew watching and … My Epic Rant From …
I finally got around to seeing this mind-mushing piece of backsplash. I know, it’s a superhero movie and isn’t supposed to make sense, but this was almost 3 hours of nonstop idiocy. But if it were only 22 minutes long, like it should have been, I wouldn’t have learned these … 10 Lessons from the …
10 Lessons from the Ridiculous Dark Knight Rises Batman Movie Read More »
Somewhat ironically, I was reading a blog post by Jason Kottke that Blogging is Dead. Jason makes some valid points that others have echoed. I see things differently. Blogging is not dead, it’s mutated. That applies to all individual content creation – videos, photos, etc. The question is how you adapt to … Blogs Are Dead, Now …
Blogs Are Dead, Now What? My 5 Step Formula for Successful Content [Subscribers Only] Read More »